Jokes!
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Room 12, 2017-218 Jokes, Riddles and Puns
1. Why was there a woman crossing the street with a clock? (Submitted by Christina)
2. What's Oka's favorite city? (Submitted by Makenna)
3. What did the moon say to the sun? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
4. What did the watermelon say to the annoying orange? (Submitted by Lahniana)
5. What are a crocodile's favorite sneakers? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
6. Why did the horse cross the road? (Submitted by Johnna)
7. Where do pencils go on vacation? (Submitted by Mia)
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
9. What is a corn's favorite animal? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
10. What did the number 10 say to number 8? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
11. When the teacher said to the student, "Who is struggling in Math?", what did the student say? (Submitted by Lanhiana)
Answers:
1. Because she was passing the time
2. Oklahoma City
3. Good aftermoon
4. Leave me "melone"
5. Crocs
6. To see his neigh-bor
7. Peniclvania
8. To get to the other slide
9. A unicorn
10. What did you 8?
11. "I'm still zearning"
Room 12, 2016-2017 Jokes, Riddles and Puns
1. What did the Danish say to the coffee cake? (submitted by Annabelle)
2. I used hate math but I realized that decimals have a point. (submitted by Annabelle)
3. What did the Lion King say to Simba when he was moving too slowly? (submitted by Adrianna)
4. What is the longest word in the dictionary? (submitted by Olivia)
5. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during their walk? (submitted by Deeshun)
6. Why shouldn't you play games in the jungle?
7. One day a baby snake said to the mommy snake, "Mom are we poisonous?"
"Yes, yes we are son. Why do you ask?" said the Mommy snake.
"Because I just bit my tongue!"
(submitted by Ryan)
Answers:
1. Get out of this bakery and take all of your crumby friends with you.
3. Mufasa (move faster)
4. A rubber-band because it stretches
5. "Ketchup"
6. Too many cheetahs!
Room 12, 2012-2013 Jokes and Riddles
1. What is empty at night, filled in the morning and never gets filled up until the next year? (Submitted by Lexianna)
Answers
1. A Christmas stocking
Room 12, 2011-2012 Jokes
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1. Where do fish put their money? (Submitted by Matthew)
Answers:
1. In the river bank.
Room 12, 2010-2011 Jokes
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1. What do fish drink? (Submitted by Jorgie)
2. What time do you go to the dentist when your tooth hurts? (Submitted by Jorgie)
3. Why can't a herd of elephants take a bath? (Submitted by Jorgie)
4. Why did the gum cross the road? (Submitted by Kyle)
5. Why don't lions eat clowns? (Submitted by Kyle)
6. Why did the vampire go to jail? (Submitted by Kyle)
7. What did one bee say to her nosy neighbor bee? (Submitted by Kyle)
8. When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? (Submitted by Kyle)
9. What do you do with a mouse that squeaks? (Submitted by Kyle)
10. Who was the first deer astronaut? (Submitted by Kyle)
11. What do you call a dog who licks shoes? (Submitted by Kaylee)
12. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? (Submitted by Kaylee)
Answers:
1. Air
2. Toothurty
3. Because they can't take off their trunks.
4. Because is was stuck to the chicken's foot.
5. They taste funny.
6. He robbed a blood bank.
7. "Mind your own bee's nest!"
8. During leap year
9. You oil him
10. Buck Rogers
11. a shoe shine
12. he had no guts